2004-04-09 - 7:04 p.m.
I Have Many Questions...
1. Why is there always someone slow driving in front of me when I have to be somewhere fast?
2. Who was the first person who looked at a cow and said, "Hmmm...What will happen if I squeeze these things? What if I drink what comes out?"
3. How can the Catholic Church allow for the separation of church and state to stand in the way of justice? Clearly, some of their priests are committing heinous acts of child abuse that are going unpunished because "God will take care of it."
4. How young is the youngest person to have a baby and why didn't her mother kill her?
5. How much do the pretty windows in a church cost?
6. Why are husbands sometimes impossible? I know this one's unanswerable.
7. Why do the parents who care the least about their kid during the school year raise hell at the end of the year if they're not passing?
8. Will Kobe Bryant and R. Kelly ever serve jail time for their crimes?
9. How did Bush become President?
10. How can anyone be with an actor? Why would you want to be with someone who pretends for a living? How would you know if they were pretending with you?
11. The biggest gangsters of all time were those who forced Christianity on the rest of the world. They slaughtered in the name of their religion, converted unwilling participants, and became one of the largest religious groups in the world. Would Jesus have approved of that?
12. How many soldiers must die for a country to pull out of a war that will never be won? The war on terrorism is like the war on drugs. It's admirable to fight it, but impossible to win it.
13. Who lied and told JLo her butt actually looks good that big? You can balance a coffee cup on it.
14. When people ask, "Which came first?; the chicken or the egg," the answer is simple. It is the egg. Eggs were around long before chickens were. Dinosaurs laid eggs, so there.
15. Who created the first zoo? Bastard. Although it's intriguing to see animals that you don't normally see, it's a shame they are behind bars, away from their natural habitat. Zoos are not natural.
While I have many more questions, I cannot put them all in the same blog. They have to be savored over time. So much to learn; so little time.
